Time to comment, as the price of gas just climbs and climbs and the press (and public and government, for that matter) just do a "tsk" "tsk" and move on.
They report or ignore so many 'causes.'
It was a storm.
It was fear.
It was fear of a storm.
It was a refinery pipe that got a rat stuck in it.
A gas station was out of Beef Jerky.
Somebody swiped their debit card the wrong way.
An oil tanker took the wrong turn.
Venezuela hates the USA.
Pat Robertson said nasty things.
Consuela hates truckers.
It's summer.
It's the advent of fall.
Lawnmowers!
Fumes escaped Houston before they could be refined into more refined fumes.
Vin Diesel is out of control.
When he left the country, Michael Jackson left his SUV's motor running.
China has millions more motor scooters now.
It's a conspiracy by the gasoline-station-sign number manufacturers.
3-in-1 Oil is changing to 4-in-1.
Tom DeLay.
Returning to college, frat boys are getting tanked more often.
Martha Stewart swears revenge for her jailing and is buying up every drop.
Smaller barrels are now being used to drive up price.
I may return to this later. I have to go push the car.
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