Wednesday, March 29, 2006

I SHOT THE SHERIFF

(Eric Clapton, others)

SHOTS IN THE NIGHT? Sure sounded like that. Bang! Later Bang bang! Then Bang bang bang. Somewhere in the dark, and maybe related, there was a skunk drive-by!

The sound was so unexpected and out of place, I half expected to hear sirens after a while. It was DARK. So if someone was taking a shot at something, they must have a night vision scope.

Of course, it could have been firecrackers, but as we all know, you generally set fire to one at a time, or all at once. Even shooting cans into the air is done one at a time in time-honored tradition.

An odd time to test fire your six shooter. Not enough shots to be a full clip of a pistol.

An unsolved mystery, I suppose.

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