Monday, March 27, 2006

PSYCHOTIC REACTION

(Count Five)

ST. PAUL, Minn. - The Easter Bunny has been sent packing at St. Paul City Hall.
A toy rabbit, pastel-colored eggs and a sign with the words "Happy Easter" were removed from the lobby of the City Council offices, because of concerns they might offend non-Christians.

A council secretary had put up the decorations. They were not bought with city money.
St. Paul's human rights director, Tyrone Terrill, asked that the decorations be removed, saying they could be offensive to non-Christians.

New PC version:

The Easter Mammal has been motionally motivated at Person Paul City Hall. A miniature simulacrum of a rabbit, colored or grey chicken ovoids, and the words, "Mood change Spring Acknowledgement" were disinterred from the lobby of the City Council offices, because of concerns they might offend non-Christians.

Not that ST. PAUL would.

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