In doing - uh, research, on the net, I found this item which can help all those on ranches. Something you might want to try on your next visit to the farm.
A chicken can be hypnotized, or put into a trance by holding its head down against the ground, and continuously drawing a line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at its beak and extending straight outward in front of the chicken.
If the chicken is hypnotized in this manner, it will remain immobile for somewhere between 15 seconds to 30 minutes, continuing to stare at the line.
This is not the same thing as the tequila stare I developed one night in Martinique. I am no chicken!
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