Sunday, October 28, 2007


The other day I managed to stab myself with a very sharp steak knife at the tip of my left index finger. It bled heavily. Then it formed a spot which I hit continually for the next 5 days. Lots of "OUCH!... F##K!"

I managed to spear it in the dishwasher. Nicely done, I thought. When I put the steak knife in, blade-up, I thought, "Wow, that would really get someone. Good thing I am careful."

Later the scab grabbed all fabric within arm's reach.

Put the finger tip on the areas for future protection! Where's Homeland Security when you need it?

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