...so I go into Petsmart to get some toys for the new pup. And I figure I need a plush thing and a squeaky and a bone. I pick up a maybe 5 inch long bone and proceed to the counter. The place is crowded. A line forms just like that behind me. I happen to notice - the bone is $27.95. Huh? Naaa. Yes! I bought my pup a hunk of elk horn. I was too embarrased to take it back. They're probably roadside in Wyoming, antlers everywhere. $27.95 The pup says it's as good as a bone.