Monday, March 05, 2007

WHAT THE LABEL SHOULD SAY

Label says: Kills Hundreds of Weeds
Label should say: Kills a lot of one weed type, even hundreds.

Label says: Pure water. And shows Mountains or other natural place.
Label should say: Filtered water from you don't want to know but it's a big filter.

Label says: If you experience an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, see a doctor immediately.
Label should say: Good luck in the taxi, the elevator, the reception room. AT least when people point you can point back.

Label says: For children 8 and up.
Label should say: Not for parents to try to figure out.

Label says: May cause drowsiness.
Label should say: Find out what a coma feels like.

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