Paris found God in jail? Who'd have guessed? That's right out of the Absolve Yourself PR 101 Manual.
And her parents are preparing a party upon her release - trying to sell "rights" to Las Vegas clubs, etc. for $50,000, airfare and hotel comps. That's parental support. Clearly they the understand things that are important. See, if they can have the party in the hotel she won't have to drive under the influence anywhere.
Meanwhile OJ Simpson has set aside his search for the real murderer for a moment to comment that there's too much coverage of Paris and not enough of real news. OJ is pretty sure the real murderer doesn't have a great chip shot.
The other day I said this world has gone nuts. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I submit you have all the proof you need.