We just got a new scale. The old scale reads 5 pounds lighter on me, but only one pound lighter on Terri - though she bought the new one, so she also had a chance to fill her pants with helium before she brought it home.
Seems I haven't lost those 12 pounds. Or I put them back after temptations which would make the devil bulk up.
The thing is, when I weighed this much before, 38s were my pant size and I wore 35s all week.
In the words of Tony Soprano: "Whattayagonnado?"