Tuesday, June 27, 2006


Not Limpbaugh.

They don't call him Rush for nothing. Rimshot.

New SLOWER Limbaugh.

Imagine the jokes. They will surely fly tonight!

From the news: Right-wing U.S. radio commentator Rush Limbaugh, a one-time target of a prescription fraud investigation, was detained at a Florida airport when agents found a bottle of Viagra in his luggage that was not prescribed in his name, police said on Tuesday.

ADVERTISEMENT (for LEVITRA! No kidding! Ha!)

Under Florida law certain prescription drugs, including Pfizer's erectile dysfunction remedy Viagra, must bear the name of the person carrying them. Violation is a second-degree misdemeanor punishable by a $500 fine and 60 days in jail.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said Limbaugh was detained for nearly four hours but was not arrested or charged. Details of the case were passed on to the local state attorney's office for possible prosecution.

Limbaugh was returning from the Dominican Republic, according to the police spokesman. He did not know if Limbaugh was with companions.

Is Rush married? If not, and if she wasn't along, he's got some 'splainin' to do...

Leno and Letterman will nail him.

The caught him because the retractable handle on his suitcase wouldn't go down for four hours.

They detained him for 4 hours. A coincidence? Read the bottle.

Top reason you know you are flying with Rush Limbaugh sitting behind you on the plane:

Your seatback won't go down.

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