A four foot snake was just spotted crossing our driveway. Actually, it had no feet and I couldn't tell if it was spotted. The good news was it was leaving these here parts. The bad news is it was IN these here parts in order to leave.
Sure hope it didn't leave some little 'uns.
A tooth walks into a bank and shouts, "Gimme all your money! I have a gum!" Followed by catcalls and boos.
I dreamt that as part of a dream about a commercial. Something about "Dentistry is no laughing matter."
Bush, on Iran: 'We might have to go to war over their nuclear program.'
Bush, on North Korea: 'We need a consensus of other nations.'
Do you think midterm elections are looming? This is all SO transparent.