Wednesday, July 19, 2006

PAINT CHIP NAMES

A close friend (Geoff Fox - see his link to the right side of this page) suggests how hard it would be to name paint chip colors. I, on the other hand, think it would be fun. Not that they'd ever USE my sarcastic names for colors.

Pink: White Boy Accountant

You get the idea.

Yellow: 3 hour old Baby Diaper Stain

Now there are shades of shades and I'm being blunt for comedic effect. I do have certain sensitivity.

A delicate hue might be Kate Moss Freckle.

Or a bright color might be Cameron Dazzle.

You get the point.

I am unemployable.

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