Wednesday, September 28, 2005

BROWNIE, you deluded turd.

Watching former FEMA director Michael Brown testify as to his innate worth was an exercise in viewer neck-vein-buldge-muscle building. Somebody should do a parody of The NAME GAME (Shirley Ellis... 1965?) called THE BLAME GAME. "Feema feema bo feema banana bana bo beena Bo Feema!" Whatever. He spread it all around and somehow missed himself.

Maybe that was the plan all along. Give the public a sacrificial goat who was so hateful it'd take the heat off of Bush and his cronies, who will binge at the trough of the yummy, nutritious, no-bid, tax dollar fortified, contract handouts.

Let's all watch MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON. We need a Jimmy Stewart. Somebody save us!

(Reuters) U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay said he would "step aside" from his congressional leadership post following his indictment in Texas on Wednesday on one conspiracy count, his office said.

"I have notified the speaker that I will temporarily step aside from my position as majority leader pursuant to rules of the House Republican Conference and the actions of the Travis County District Attorney today," he said in a statement.

Leadership and Integrity's divorce was made final today. It was the one hundred and third marriage for Leadership and the 79th marriage for Integrity. Leadership and Integrity will share custody of the children, Greed and Self-interest.

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