Peanut butter girl scout cookies. Yum.
I must state that I have absolutely nothing against girl scouts. I hope they make a fortune, and all grow up to be happy healthy women. (Are there boys in the girl scouts now? I thought they forced girls into the membership of BOY scouts. Did it work out the other way around? Hmm.)
I also believe that the cookies come from different sources geographically... that all cookies are not alike across the country. Maybe that's changed too. I don't know.
I only know about ONE BOX of Peanut Girl Scout cookies. MINE!
And that story will continue... right after the trip to the dentist.
Okay - dentist done... got a pretty good complete checkup. Two fillings will need to be replaced but they are so old and have been savagely attacked by Peanut Brittle in the Great Willpower Wars of 2005.
Back to the cookies... these things come in a rather small box, but inside is a big surprise, boys and girls. Only 18 cookies. That's all. Each sits in a separate compartment in a plastic tray as if these things are delicate. Separated by air and plastic. You can eat them all at one sitting.
Maybe that's the evil plan to sell more boxes. But man, if everything came packed that way, there'd be no more space in the world for the weight you put on eating the darn things!
THIS JUST IN:
There are ONLY 15* cookies in the Caramel Whatevertheyarecalled box. GEEZ. That's NOTHING. (*or there were.)
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