Friday, April 07, 2006

ROCKY RACCOON / ROCKET MAN

(Beatles)/ (Elton John)

Last night while watching TV, an odd noise startled us. It sounded like perhaps a Raccoon had somehow gotten into the attic behind the TV and was hurling its rabid self from wall to wall. We tried to ignore it at first thud, but it kept up.

I did the manly thing: "Stay here." I said to Terri, as I gingerly cranked a window open. Was the noise INSIDE OR OUTSIDE? Not sure.

THUD! THUD! THUD!

Try another window. FOR GOD'S SAKE don't open the door to the attic!

THUD!

THUD!

"Oh, wait... out here on the deck... look at this!" I bravely call to Terri. And she joins me to watch the fireworks that signal the grand reopening of the golf club here on the community grounds. We had a perfect view.

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