Saturday, June 04, 2005

The driveway is SEALED

I thought something was going all too well... the concrete staining was done with no aicd burn screams and actually the color, although a shade of orange, blends well with the dirt beside and stone on the house.

All we had to do was get it sealed.

Well, today we are awakened by the sound of what sounds like an ice cream truck - you know - "diddle de diddle de dum, diddle dee dee dee DUM." Up rolls this odd looking vehicle and out pops a clown. Yes, a red nose, horn honking, big shoe CLOWN. He goes to the side of the truck, lets down a ramp, and leads a SEAL down the ramp and up the driveway. The seal is barking and the clown is waving a small shiny fish to encourage the seal. The seal is flippering the concrete - there's just no other word for it. The clown is selztering

Never do business with a guy whose boutonniere flower squirts on you, no matter how low his price.

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