We all use spell checker, don't we? It doesn't work in this blog, but it's an imperfect world. That's what I want to suggest - another way to make the world more perfect.
What we need is Speak Checker. Something that stops the wrong words from coming out of our mouths at exactly the wrong time. The wife says, "does this dress make me look fat?" And you say "yes." Instead, that moment would never have happened if Speak Checker has stopped the husband and suggested an alternative.
With bluetooth and wireless phones, it'd just be a little behind the ear thing, pick up your word forming pre-speaking lobe and then whisper the corrected version. The pause would make us appear more thoughtful, adding value to the correct wording.
Coming soon: The Guilt Amplifier.
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